What if Workhouse Inmates in 1700s had WhatsApp?

Dear Mrs Whelas, you've been badly in bed for days

Feeling better now?

Yes Master, I think I can go to work tomorrow, but before that...

may I have some tea or ale to sup on? (; ; cry)

I am afraid I cannot.

You see...... We work hard every day......

Some tea will be just fine......

You know, it is not allowed currently, Jane, I do hope I can.

Can't you see I am DYING!!!(; ;) Just give me something!!!

You are not Mrs Whelas, don't say like that, now why not have some rest?

My dearest Master, I am extremely unwell these days......

I can see that... You are in a poor weak way Mrs Whelas.

Can I have some ale? Please, a gill of ale will make me better...

(*sigh) Okay, as long as you can eat and drink normally...

Mrs. Whelas, you are not gonna die. I will get you some tomorrow.

Oh my Master, thank you for the kindness! May God bless you!

I am feeling much better after drinking the ale you provided.

Well I am glad to hear that Mrs. Whelas.

You see, it did work on me, so if I can have some more......

Don't try to get an ich and want a foot Mrs. Whelas.

Gentlemen, our inmates are getting really greedy now.

Borrow, you know they are not... that easy to deal with

Exactly. Gentlemen I have to say it is a hard work.

Easy, gentleman, we trust you to set things up.

My pleasure Gentlemen.

DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME IN THIS WAY MASTER!!!!!

Calm down Mrs. Clemshay!

S*** YOU Borrow!!! I won't spin a hank neither for you nor them!!!

Watch your Language Mrs. Clemshay.

If you don't work, then no food for you, think about it.

I know you do not care for work at all now

I promise, I will take you to Harrogate rase if you can get your work done.

You promise?

Swear to God, you have my word.

May I have a petticoat?

If you spin hard then I will talk to Mr. Couper about it.

Deal.

Can I have the petticoat today?

If you have another hank a day to be spun.

I am sick and lame these months.

My daugher and I have already done 4 hanks, it is too much for us.

Then I'm afraid your petticoat will be forfeited.

Be nicer Master, we are not able to do it.

Fine, I will tell Mr. Couper later.

That's kind of you. May God bless you.

But make sure you will work hard Mrs. Clemshay.

Don't look for reasons to be lazy.

Mr. Couper, can you make Mrs. Clemshay a petticoat these days?

My pleasure my Master.

Welcome to join us, Mrs. Atkinson.

Thank you Mr. Borrow. By the way......

Yes? Anything can help?

I heard you can offer some ale here, can you maybe share me a gill?

Well, my dear Susana, I have to say ale is not a easy thing to gain here.

You are fresh here so this time I can give you some

but not an example, okay?

Oh Lord! You are a really kind person! May God bless you!

Gentlemen, our new inmate Mrs. Atkinson is such a terrible woman!

Easy gentleman, what happened?

She always make places messy after she came.

Haha, well we know you can always handle these Mr. Borrow.

And she can't do her work well too, her health status seems...

Not positive I have to say Gentlemen.

Dear Susana, could you please focus on your work?

Don't push me Mr. Borrow!

If you push me then I am not going to stay here anymore.

My Old Susana, just look around and see how others do...

I am doing my job very seriously Mr. Borrow!

Learn to be respect, young man!

I can't stand the life here, I'm asking to leave.

I'm afraid I can't my dear. You know rules before you joined us.

Nutty you dirty husey w****!

Oh my old poor lady, wanna compete with me to see who is dirtier?

HAHAHAHAHA

Then I guess you will absolutely win it!

Go and ask them to vote!

How dare you can say that! Don't you dare to say it again!

I swear to God I will wring your neck!

Oh! I am SOOOOOOOOO SCARED!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA

Our poor old Mrs. Nasty is going to break my neck!

You'd better don't let me see you!

Gentlemen I am sorry to say that two inmates had a fight today.

Oh we are sorry to hear that, how bad it was? Who?

Well it was our Old Susana and Nutty, unfortunately.

Nightmare! Jesus! Don't allow these things happen again Mr. Borrow.

My fault Gentlemen, I promise there will be no more fights.

Then we are looking forward to hearing your good news.

It is an honor to be placed in high hopes by all of you Gentlemen.

Great, Master.

I can't understand why Master let Susana be a part of us...

Me too, she made everything wrong.

I hope this old stupid woman can die soon, can't stand her.

Language Milk. Even it is anonymous.

So what? Isn't it what all of you wish every single day?

(*sigh) Maybe she will leave the workhouse and find herself a new place.

Look at you! Just look! How did you make yourself this pathetic?

Help me my greatest Master! Help me Mr. Borrow!

My leg! My leg! I didn't mean this!

(*sigh) Why you always make things worse Mrs. Atkinson?

I am so sorry! Am I going to die soon? Am I dying? My Lord!

Easy! Easy my dear Susana, listen, you will be fine.

I will do everything I can to help you, relax.

I don't want to die! Please! Please!

It was pain and pain! Mr. Borrow, tell me you can spare me some ale.

I can feel! My soul and my body! I really need it!

I am getting you some, hold on a second.

Gentlemen, our Old Susana fell from stairs.

Hell Lord! How serious it was?

Not good, I got her some ale, hope she can feel better.

Get her a doctor if it is getting worse.

Already kept in my mind Gentlemen.

You don't look well and eat less than before my dear

Everything fine?

Thanks for caring me my great Master.

If you are not in good health then get yourself some rest.

I will offer you some gin every day or other things you need.

That's kind of you my Master.

Gentlemen, I think Mrs. Whelas has serious health problems.

You should have a look. She looks like a dying person.

We are sorry to hear about this, but if she's dying...

We can't stop Death taking her away from us.

If she's getting worse, then get her a doctor.

I understood Gentlemen.

What?

I heard something about you recently.

Some said you behaved very ill with Old Garman.

Also with Ann.

That's because they called me THIEF!

What happened? Well you are well enough for that...

You know what? I have none of your scoops!

I neither care for them nor you or your damn Overseers!

I think you must go the house of Correcton directly.

Something happened to Mary?

I asked her go to the Correcton house. Anything?

No, but remember lock the door and never let her get in again.

Mr. Couper? I have to say that I don't think our Master and his wife

are doing their job well!!!!!!!!!

Do you know how much bread was stolen from the workhouse these days?

Can't believe it!!! Now they all think I am that thief?!

It was just a false report my dear, I'm sorry.

You've spoken to many people about this.

You've got your breakfast, now go to work.

I will neither work for you nor your stupid Overseers!

Then you can't enjoy your food anymore my dear Mary.

I am glad you feel better now, Mrs. Atkinson.

Looks like you are better at your work today.

Thank you my great Master.

Gentlemen, I have a tragic news to share.

Our Old Susana finally left us today.

We are sorry to hear this news. Rest in peace Mrs. Atkinson.

Amen.